She'll fuck your shit up

Is fine too

A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfet, immortal machine?

Lose yourself. Meet God. Be God. Feel the heartbeat of the universe beat in unison with your own... and all for just $5.

Is taking inappropriate equipment to out-of-the-way places.

Beacuse walking way in disgust beats riding away in an ambulance

Just because you have them doesn't mean you can reach them.

Only for riders who stay on long straight roads.

Everything looks better from the inside of a motorcycle helmet.

Not everyone gets to be an Astronaut when they grow up.