Hey, tornados would just go bowling if they could...

or GTFO

Raining his holy motar on non-believers

From peeling bananas to busting caps.

IT sounds like a cocktail. And he was stoned when he wrote it. Enjoy your Oasis.

Something extremely witty for cheap nerd laughs.

Cruise control for cool, amirite?

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Take them.

You could have had the flamethrower. Or the shotfun. Hell, even the chainsaw. But you chose the Nintendo Light Gun.