Because you're too stupid to learn a real linux os

So played out, Lambo's don't even have them.

Its' teh Smecks

The creation and maintaing of one's own legacy should consume your every waking hour.

An excuse to have sex with children.

Not everyone get's to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. But it Rocks Absolutely, too.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely too.

How to do nothing and still think you're helping.

English motherfucker, do you speak it!?!?