It didn't seem so painful in that brochure

I bet you'll order that steak well-done next time, bitch.

Do one brave thing today... then run like hell.

How much freedom is TOO much freedom?

Because there's nothing better to do but whore it up once in a while!

Open the doors to your imagination. Meet new friends. Roll funny-shapped dice.

When in doubt, beat someone up.

Some people lack the intelligence to know when they're already beaten.

If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back

Please use responsibly