Fuck it.

"Honey, please put that down. And go wash your hands."

Well what did you thing they ate?

You're the best Grandma!

Add some to your story and you've got a winning, heartfelt page turner.

For when subtlety isn't an option.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

They only want your brains. Your tasty tasty brians. It's not too mcuh to ask.