I don't care how much red string yu tie around it, it's still just a doughnut.

Because you damn well better do as I say.

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

But it will be better in about five seconds.

It didn't seem so painful in that brochure

I bet you'll order that steak well-done next time, bitch.

Do one brave thing today... then run like hell.

How much freedom is TOO much freedom?

Because there's nothing better to do but whore it up once in a while!

Open the doors to your imagination. Meet new friends. Roll funny-shapped dice.