They might enjoy it more if it was plugged into something.

No matter how brutal you try to be, there's always someone ruining it for you.

I told ya so.

I fucking hate it too.

Are you Gay enough to play it?

Think before you act.

Would you kindly go outside every once in a while?

Nothing says friendship like a can of corn to the crotch!

Can't you people take a hint?

That's coming out of your paycheck.