You only live once.

Because cartoons can't say "No".

Save the country, save the world.

The gift so nice he gave it twice.

Because let's face it, if you're a Democrat you'll vote for anyone in your party regardless of what they say or do.

Can't we all just get along?

This is awesome.

It's their only way out.

No matter how hard you try to resist, I will stick it in your pooper.

You don't get any more, your fucking fatty